Friday, September 18, 2009

#3 - Sex and the City

The second you walk into a woman's apartment and see a boxed set of Sex and the City DVDs, it's time to cut your losses short and bolt like your pants are on fire.

It's not a TV show. It's a man-hating, martini drinking, christian louboutin worshipping cult. Women quote SATC like religious fanatics quote the bible. This is exactly like that time Samantha was dating the realtor who wouldn't commit because of his childhood abuse issues.

The show is about four single women that ALWAYS end up single. After yet another breakup, instead of realizing their faults and correcting them, they choose to sit around eating ice cream and complaining about how everything is the man's fault. This is why they are always single.

Women dont realize this. Instead, they spend the whole show going 'oh my god that's so true', 'guys are such jerks', 'i cant believe what an asshole BIG is being'.

The show's protagonist, a whiny, high maintenance golddigger, spends the entire show throwing hissy fits and then bitching about the men who caused them. In the final minute of every episode, she makes some meaningless reflection about life. The slower and more dramatically she speaks, the less important the nonsense she has to say.

When it comes to relationships, maybe we're all in glass houses, and shouldn't throw stones.

If you can find someone to love the you you love, well, that's just fabulous.

Is it possible to transform a once passionate love into something that fits nice and easily onto the friendship shelf? I couldn’t help but wonder... can you be friends with an x?

Someone take a knife to her jugular please.

They should try having some sex of their own rather than living vicariously through sluts on television. That's the problem with women.

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